...that tenth shot of Wild Turkey, and everything that transpired after. A bunch of Marines, headbutts, broken teeth, blood, U.S. Navy Shore Patrol, foot chase, chain link fence, golf course, choke holds.
On second thought, nope...got no regrets that sh$t was classic and I'll keep it.
That's not a regret, that's a War Story! I'm with you. Shite happens, good and bad. Take the lesson and drive on.