Most all of us keep our handguns for safety, in a place where we can get to them at our most vulnerable times. This place, being the bedroom. And for most of us, our wives call our guns big boys toys, as we jokingly do. The irony of these toys placed in this most private, vulnerable location leaves question marks.?? Was Samual Colt kinky? His dragoon would lead you to believe so. We know foreigners are kinky, so that would explain Uberti's and Taurus's size fascination, unless they are just a Colt Copy Cat. And this lifestyle is not just for the wealthy, Heritage Arms, too, has something for you to slip between the sheets with. SIZE MATTERS! What do you Auto guys keep "Behind Closed Doors"?