You have to be kidding me! A mental health survey?

[HFS]

I do sympathize with those who actually have depression or mental health issues.
But I don't worry about those surveys at the doctor's office. I ace all the questions because I'm perfectly fine.
It's all those other people creeping down the highway and blocking the aisle in the grocery store that have lost their minds.

 

[RickN]

I do sympathize with those who actually have depression or mental health issues.
But I don't worry about those surveys at the doctor's office. I ace all the questions because I'm perfectly fine.
It's all those other people creeping down the highway and blocking the aisle in the grocery store that have lost their minds.

Wife always laughs at me in the grocery because I see someone blocking the aisle and a start asking if it is okay me to yell "Ramming Speed!" and run into their cart. She never agrees for some reason. I will admit to hiding someone's cart if they go off and leave it.

 

[RickN]

Oral sturgeon yesterday had a form asking about depression. I gave my standard answer. I am not inflicted but I am a carrier.

 

[Slim Deal]

I would have drawn a big middle finger on the pages.
Believe it or not Coors had a beer out called Herman Joseph and 2 of those knocked the pain down to tolerable.
Man that was good tasting beer.

After reading this thread, Swampratt has the only right answer to the test and the remedy for the pain.

 

[OKNewshawk]

I get one for mental health and one for fall risk about every time I go to my primary doctor. She hasn't made any adverse comments about either yet--but then, I've been going to her for about the last 12-13 years.

 

[XYZ]

They gave me one today at my doctors appointment. It was way less slanted. Basically just asked 3 questions that amounted to are you or not. I just checked not.

 

[JD8]

It's a requirement for pain management.

They are checking for signs of depression while under a pain management protocol? Weird.

 

[Gunbuffer]

screening for mental health issues saves lives. its no joke

 

[O4L]

I have been asked to take the survey several times. I just decline.

 

[THAT Gurl]

I get one for mental health and one for fall risk about every time I go to my primary doctor. She hasn't made any adverse comments about either yet--but then, I've been going to her for about the last 12-13 years.

As God is my witness EVERY. TIME. I've been to the hospital they ask me if I have fallen in the last 6 months. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I've told them NO. AND EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. they've stuck a bright orange bracelet on me that says "FALL RISK".