Big Boned Chick, Granny Panties, Tramp Stamp, Crotch Rocket

[beardking]

Spata and Old Fart, I see you guys like going to the Sparks bike rally too.

Holy CRAP, that's just freaking scary. I just looked up the Sparks bike rally and looked at some of the pics. I'm scarred for life.

 

[Mr.Glock]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I open this thread, both of the guys on each shoulder told me not to, but I did!

 

[DanB]

This thread has already passed this point.

 

[Commander Keen]

I'll leave these here for the good of the forum:

 

[Old Fart]

Spata and Old Fart, I see you guys like going to the Sparks bike rally too.

What? I don't get it.

 

[Spata]

When we leaving for the bike rally old fart? I need to stop by the wal-mart and get some baby powder and canola oil.

 

[bettingpython]

Something needed to be done to improve the view in here.

 

[Apogee]

http://i.imgur.com/NOECI0s.gif

 

[Boehlertaught]

Hey Now!!! Your headline just described most if not all of my girlfriends in High School, at the rodeos I've entered, horse and cattle sales I've been to, and a few in college. Some of the stories I could tell about the "big boned ones"...especially a cowgirl I use to "date".

She was a little over 6' tall and I'm 5'7".....yep, I climbed up the "mountain of love" a few times!!!

When you're nose to nose your toes are in it...when you toes to toes your nose is in it.

 

[Brandi]

I just don't know how to respond to this one so I'll slowly back out the door.

Just an FYI...pantyhose doesn't keep you warm so when that's the story your buddy gives you just smile and say "of course they do".