Well that was good too. "fiefdom" is just one that I don't hear often at all so it really stood out to me. I think "sassypants" is really just as good, but it's close to "sissypants" which is a phrase I use every once in a while.
I've seen motorcyclists roll past stopped cars at lights, too. There are inconsiderate bicyclists, motorcyclists and motorists. I think everyone needs to take a minute and try the whole "walk a mile" thing.
I like it 
How could you not be?? You were alive when it happened!
