Free laugh for the day

[sklfco]

Couple here are members there so may of already caught this one. Anyway go to post #10, this guy always seems to nail it on the head. http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?p=8603265

 

[gillman7]

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[sklfco]

That stinks.......was a thread about how to defend against attacking dog......this guy replied "A friend in the service who was a dog handler in Vietnam told me the surest way to get an attack dog off of you, or to get him to let go was to stick a finger or thumb up his south end.

It's a dominance thing in a dogs mind, and causes him to switch gears from attack mode to submissive mode instantly.
He swore it works.

rc"

 

[sklfco]

Now that I think about it, I am left wondering if that would work with dear ol' Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi and her anti nut friends

 

[criticalbass]

That technique will get a dog off whatever it is attacking and onto the owner of the finger in far less than a heartbeat, but I've never seen it result in anything resembling submission.

Never did it myself, but saw it done by a couple of old guys to stop bad dogfights among trailhounds. These were hard old dudes, both WW II combat vets, and were able to handle the offending (and I presume offended) dog in both cases.

They both told me that if I ever did it to be ready for a hostile response.

 

[okie362]

.....They both told me that if I ever did it to be ready for a hostile response.

Ya freakin think? Would you not be pissed if someone did that to you?

LMAO

 

[Keyser328]

So, based on the comments, it warrants the following two questions, depending which version is accurate:

If it makes the dog attack the owner of the finger, then who stuck their finger in Feinstein's bum?

If it makes the dog submissive, who is willing to stick their finger in Feinstein's bum?

 

[sklfco]

Where is Been when we need him most!

 

[Street Rat]

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Ha, found out I had a PM from someone who wanted to by my Star 30M I had for sale on there around the middle of 2008. I wonder if I should reply.

Oh, but funny story...where are the major arteries on a dog...