Okay I am a rebel.
I was driving my mower down the street and look up to see a county police pickup next to me. I was looking for a bolt and washer I had dropped and he snuck up on me.
My first thought was to jump and run then I remembered I cant run. Then I tought I could go off road with the mower, but he is in a pickup, he will just follow me. I should have tried to evade him and when he caught me I could have said I was just "skeered man." I was ready to go prone.
He looked at me with his JBT sunglasses on then he asked if I had any idea where a local family lived. I gave him directions, no citations and he did not have to taze me. He told me to watch for cars and off he went.
It was a close call and not one I would want to go through again. I never found my bolt and washer.
SOrry you didn't find your washer and bolt. But at least you didn't lose your nuts.