How to distinguish between a troll and a real noob?

[JB Books]

So, my illustrious troop of monkeys, how do we tell the difference? Sometimes they create trouble, other times, they liven us up a bit.

Do you all have any secret methods of telling the difference?

 

[dennishoddy]

I'll be nobody's monkey, and it insults me that you think people on the forum are.

 

[cooljeff]

I'll be nobody's monkey, and it insults me that you think people on the forum are.

what did you say about J.B spanking his monkey?

 

[farmerbyron]

So, my illustrious troop of monkeys, how do we tell the difference? Sometimes they create trouble, other times, they liven us up a bit.

Do you all have any secret methods of telling the difference?

Checking in. If they run, they are trolls. If they don't run, they are well trained trolls.

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[Johnny]

Apparently the only real way to tell is by the registration email address.

 

[tyromeo55]

I sit by the phone in the kitchen waiting for Purplehaze to call and tell me......... But he never calls

 

[mightymouse]

I was once called a monkey's uncle, but....

 

[TwoForFlinching]

So, my illustrious troop of monkeys, how do we tell the difference? Sometimes they create trouble, other times, they liven us up a bit.

Do you all have any secret methods of telling the difference?

Some of us do it for our own enjoyment. An inside joke with ourselves. I own a horse. It tastes like raisins.

 

[Seedy]

Obvious troll is obviously trolling.

Despite some people's belief that the First Rule has something to do with Fight Club, the First Rule is: Don't Feed the Trolls.

 

[JB Books]

I'll be nobody's monkey, and it insults me that you think people on the forum are.

I think you are the King Kong of the forum. Your apeness is beyond measure and I love you dearly.