How to distinguish between a troll and a real noob?

[milsurp2.0]

Admins or mods should check the IP address.

 

[11b1776]

Checking in. If they run, they are trolls. If they don't run, they are well trained trolls.

[Broken External Image]

Bwaahahaha, lmao

 

[nofearfactor]

One word or one sentance posts is a red flag for me.

Any monkey that can put as many worthless words as I do together just to get their point across in a thread is obviously not a troll.

 

[Lurker66]

If they stick around for awhile they're noobs, if they dont, its back under the bridge. However there are certain trolls who maintain big post counts who arnt really trolls but like to stir the pot. Hey, Hey for the Monkeys.

 

[JB Books]

If they stick around for awhile they're noobs, if they dont, its back under the bridge. However there are certain trolls who maintain big post counts who arnt really trolls but like to stir the pot. Hey, Hey for the Monkeys.

I know what you mean. Damn them!

 

[Peabody]

I'd say the first dead give away is if they are a democrat voting lawyer.

 

[JB Books]

I'd say the first dead give away is if they are a democrat voting lawyer.

Oh geez, peabody, get some new material. We ALL know what you think about Purplehaze. You don't have to post it ad nauseum, just because he isn't a by God, soooper doooper patriot 'publican like you and me!

 

[Glocktogo]

So, my illustrious troop of monkeys, how do we tell the difference? Sometimes they create trouble, other times, they liven us up a bit.

Do you all have any secret methods of telling the difference?

What is this "troll" of which you speak?

 

[mightymouse]

Do you all have any secret methods of telling the difference?

My secret de-coder ring knows all, but tells little.

 

[Billybob]

When they appear intelligent but don't spell very well?