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Lurker66

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The one nut jokes are funny. I got to see it when i was in recovery, looked like a "shad gizzard" only bigger. I wanted a titanium prostethic nut but Doc said no, so i opted to not replace it.

Lemme tell ya, that dbl hernia surgery aint no joke. Sneeze or cough and you'll cry. Walk all stooped over, step and stairs get avoided. And takin a crap is a scary adventure, lol.

Im just glad i have no real memory of the heart attack, other than passing out in the stall at McD's. Luckily i just got my overalls fastened.
 

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The one nut jokes are funny. I got to see it when i was in recovery, looked like a "shad gizzard" only bigger. I wanted a titanium prostethic nut but Doc said no, so i opted to not replace it.

Lemme tell ya, that dbl hernia surgery aint no joke. Sneeze or cough and you'll cry. Walk all stooped over, step and stairs get avoided. And takin a crap is a scary adventure, lol.

Im just glad i have no real memory of the heart attack, other than passing out in the stall at McD's. Luckily i just got my overalls fastened.

:rollingla Now you know what a breast reduction feels like! Ouch! Oh, oh, oh ... and just wait until the healing kicks in real good and all those incisions start itching ... I'm still hiding behind GC so I can scratch my nipples sometimes ... :lookaroun It's one of those kinds of itches that you can't ignore. The call to scratch MUST be answered ... You'll see ... :lmfao:

Oh ... and I've been meaning to tell you ... Your sig line is really, really appropo now ... :wink2:
 

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:rollingla Now you know what a breast reduction feels like! Ouch! Oh, oh, oh ... and just wait until the healing kicks in real good and all those incisions start itching ... I'm still hiding behind GC so I can scratch my nipples sometimes ... :lookaroun It's one of those kinds of itches that you can't ignore. The call to scratch MUST be answered ... You'll see ... :lmfao:

Oh ... and I've been meaning to tell you ... Your sig line is really, really appropo now ... :wink2:

Lol, never thought of the reduction comparison. I guess i could say i had nut reduction surgery, only had room for one big one, lol.

Oh man, you guys really lift my spirits. Im so glad to just be back, you guys are the best.
 

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Lol, never thought of the reduction comparison. I guess i could say i had nut reduction surgery, only had room for one big one, lol.

Oh man, you guys really lift my spirits. Im so glad to just be back, you guys are the best.

Glad to have you back. It took allot of balls to come here and tell us what you've had to go through.
 

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