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If you, or someone you know, have been injured as a result of a too small booth, call us now! Injuries include: knee injuries, low back injuries, injuries to the belly. Additionally, if you have been made to feel uncomfortable or humiliated, you may have a claim. You could be entitled to a SUBSTANTIAL CASH AWARD!!! Call now!

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If you, or someone you know, have been injured as a result of a too small booth, call us now! Injuries include: knee injuries, low back injuries, injuries to the belly. Additionally, if you have been made to feel uncomfortable or humiliated, you may have a claim. You could be entitled to a SUBSTANTIAL CASH AWARD!!! Call now!

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Geroge Soros! Is this about the White Castle Thing?
 

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If you, or someone you know, have been injured as a result of a too small booth, call us now! Injuries include: knee injuries, low back injuries, injuries to the belly. Additionally, if you have been made to feel uncomfortable or humiliated, you may have a claim. You could be entitled to a SUBSTANTIAL CASH AWARD!!! Call now!

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I need a lawyer!

I want to sue Martin Kessman because his lawsuit is embarrassing to fatmen everywhere and is causing me undue mental stress and trauma. I deserve compensation for my embarrassment and mental agony of being associated (by weight and height) with this person by the general public!

how much we gonna get outta em?
 

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My burger was too hot. It burnt my tongue.
My drink had too much ice. I poured it in my mouth to kill the burn, and I got a brain freeze.
I tried to run to the bathroom. It was placed to far from my table.
I went to drive home and did not make it. I spent my gas money on a burger.
I had to walk home. It made my feet hurt. "this is Foot Locker's fault, and a whole other case."

How much can I get? Will it come from Obama's stash? If so, no one gets hurt.
 

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