Poll: Would you stay or leave Oklahoma if it left the Union?

[BadgeBunny]

Isn't yak milk homoginized right in the udder like with goats? Probably makes the best low-fat cheese in the world.

Surely not. Them yaks live up where it's colder than a witch's *** in a snowbank ... Them baby yaks need that extra fat to keep them cute ... and warm ...

On a somewhat related note, I've heard that yaks stink to high heaven ...

 

[inactive]

That seems a bit harsh ... don't sheep need to see where they are going too??

You can't subjugate a corpse.

 

[ignerntbend]

I remember now that a Yak is a ruminant, so I guess I'm probably wrong about the other thing.
Fun fact: yaks eat ham. Saw it in the movies.

Edit: I guess I'm getting them mixed up with Llamas, which as Sanjuro might say,"are entirely different people."

 

[BadgeBunny]

You can't subjugate a corpse.

 

[WTJ]

Surely not. Them yaks live up where it's colder than a witch's *** in a snowbank ... Them baby yaks need that extra fat to keep them cute ... and warm ...

On a somewhat related note, I've heard that yaks stink to high heaven ...

They provide Ice Cream. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[sanjuro893]

I remember now that a Yak is a ruminant, so I guess I'm probably wrong about the other thing.
Fun fact: yaks eat ham. Saw it in the movies.

Edit: I guess I'm getting them mixed up with Llamas, which as Sanjuro might say,"are entirely different people."

Yes. ENTIRELY different. Different species and everything. Just like conservatives.

Where's J.B. to tell me he's disgusted with me? I guess everyone shot their wad in the "move to Tejas" thread?

 

[Old Fart]

Man, you really need to get out more.
Spend a few years herding Yaks in Mongolia or something.

When I read this my mind saw humping instead of herding...

 

[ignerntbend]

Them yaks lie.

 

[dennishoddy]

It depends. Id have to see what the constitution would be like.

I'd like to be the one to write it.

 

[dennishoddy]

Exactly. The way things are, I'll have to be buried in a hole. In "free" Oklahoma , the coyotes could spread my remains in their ****. Suits me.

HEY! your using my line where I've told my wife to take me to the ditch and roll me out of the toyota. Coyotes have to eat too!