Yeah I was joking, actually she's only 5 feet tall but somehow manages to take up our entire king size bed.i wake up and she's stretched out SIDEWAYS with MY pillow between her knees and my 200 pound ass is clinging to that tiny bead on the edge of the mattress...I've told her they make special little pillows for you weirdos that can't sleep with their knees touching but she prefers mine...
....go an buy one of those pillows for her. My wife is similar in that she has various pillows to place in various places from neck pillows to the little ones for between her legs.
