What is your bump in the night protection?

[bmxr4life87]

my mastiff. he has a non reflective finish, low profile silhouette (hes also good at tripping people) and a tactical bark. once he has sounded his alarm its up to me to decide if the situation warrants a flashlight, nudity, knife, pistol, shotgun, rifle, aluminum baseball bat or any combination of the above

 

[Maverick21]

Horrendous gas. And if the fumes don't do it the fiancée that is the type to withstand such fumes should do the trick. And if THAT doesn't do it, my lack of valuables or anything of interest should eventually wear thin on their patience. Worst case scenario I bore them with accounting related topics and how this could ruin their credit score.

 

[3inSlugger]

Mine is an 870 loaded with 2-#4, 2-OO buck, 2-1oz slugs....the wife has a 14-round Bersa 9 on her side.
The dog is absolutely useless unless you count licking someone until they go away as "dangerous".

 

[aeropb]

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[JD8]

It's not the bark or bite so much as the gas.......

 

[bmwguy25]

This is my late night Boom Stick:

lol what im watching right meow

 

[BallisticGuy]

haha yah i hope they find my gf while I have time to escape. I kid I kid!

And i Hope she does not read this forum!!

 

[David2012]

When something goes 'Thump' in the night, I'm prepared to thump'em back!

12 ga pump... 18" barrel.... 6- 3" magnums.... 80+ steel BB's each @ 1,450 FPS.. 6-8" round pattern each round @ 20 ft.
[That is up to a possible 480 holes in 3-4 seconds.. bound to hit something vital! It is certainly gonna ruin their night and change their plans]

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They will easily punch competely through 3/4" of plywood @ 20 ft.. so the bad guys T-shirt & hoodie shouldn't be any problem to penetrate.

 

[langston302]

I guess you will have to try and get in my house and find out........

 

[FullAuto]

I'd ask if they want to hear my personal testimony about joining the LDS church. That always seems to clear a room.