What is your bump in the night protection?

[338Shooter]

Me.

Nekkid.

 

[Mitch Rapp]

20 pound cat named Sammie.


Ok, just kidding, he weighs 15.

 

[3inSlugger]

Me.

Nekkid.

With a suppressor. No gun. Just a suppressor and you nekkid of course.

 

[338Shooter]

Yep!!

 

[ronny]

In my case, it depends on what room I happen to be in when I hear the bump.

 

[338Shooter]

Room doesn't matter to me. I'm home, I'm nekkid.

 

[3inSlugger]

Room doesn't matter to me. I'm home, I'm nekkid.

With windows open to scare off burglars?

 

[338Shooter]

No. I'm a very private person. And I don't want to scare off the neighbors. Sorta like the castle law. I can only assault when they've entered unlawfully.

 

[Vamoose]

Harsh language. If that doesn't work a 20 gauge pump for backup. As a last resort I'll ask my wife to flash him. One way or another he's going to turn tail and run.

 

[vdub]

Room doesn't matter to me. I'm home, I'm nekkid.

I think I am going to change my mind and find new plans for tomorrow after finding this revelation!!