Would this work?

[mavs]

Chicago alderman suggest blowing a whistle if you are being robbed or see a crime and run towards the criminal.

Do this seem like a good idea to anyone

See a robbery happening? This alderman wants you to run toward the offenders while blowing a whistle.

Lincoln Park Alderman Michele Smith is encouraging residents to run toward robberies in progress while blowing a whistle.

cwbchicago.com

 

[montesa]

Sounds like run up get done up to me. Bad advice. They should hire cops to do it.

 

[ConstitutionCowboy]

Run to the slaughter. Yup. Let this guy be the first to test his theory/proposal.

Woody

 

[Pstmstr]

It is truly amazing how stupid some people are. It’s even more amazing that people vote for them.

 

[JD8]

It's a great idea if you want to be mugged or beaten on Twitter or Instagram.

 

[Snattlerake]

Here is the alder-MAN

If she will commit to a week of walking around in the crime infested area, I will donate my whistle on one condition,

I get it back after the funeral.

 

[mavs]

Here is the alder-MAN

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If she will commit to a week of walking around in the crime infested area, I will donate my whistle on one condition,

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I get it back after the funeral.

But in spite of being a complete moron, I'd bet she gets re-elected!

 

[Hawgman]

She's been watching too many old black and white movies about Merry Old England.

 

[chuter]

I sort of get the idea of public shaming, and a mob of good citizens running the bad guy out of town while blowing their whistles and pointing at them.

But the reality is that you'd probably be the only one with a whistle and the bad guy would then come after you while everyone else recorded it on their phones.

 

[turkeyrun]

It is Chicago
They outlawed guns and voted for Beetlejuice