Boat Accidents

[Wheel Gun]

I traded mine for carbon credits.

 

[TerryMiller]

I never shot the guns I bought... I chopped em up to make firearm art, sold it all in the Paseo district.

That explains some extra bullet holes down there.

 

[ahamay6]

I dropped mine off the fiscal cliff.

 

[bettingpython]

Mine were all melted down in a fire started by an asteroid that hit my Kia while it was in the Casino parking lot.

OMFG Redneck is that you?

LOL

 

[orangpowr]

Sold mine to pay for the son's college, hopefully he will get a Great job and take care of Dad in my old age. Since looks like Social Security is not going to be there. Wish had waited till this weekend so I could have sold my lowers for $170 each

 

[Rumur]

Is this not the "Everyone can write like Redneck" thread? Sorry...my bad.

 

[PAINT]

I traded mine for gift cards and flu shots

 

[870WingBlaster]

One time, in 'Nam, they got stole out of the back of my truck while it was rollin'. Jack!

 

[B96brig4CC]

All of mine where in a safe I bought at lowes, because I thought bear safes were to expensive. It had a fire rating, but we all know those font mean anything. The house was hit by a tornado, that sparked a fire in the garage from all my incendiaries and when I opened the safe after the FD put out the fire they had all melted. Except for my glock 40. It was just fine!! I attribute it's survival first to Glock and the killer tactical system them make and second to the oil I use on it that I got from Belgian monks. That **** is legit!! Black talons were fine also.

 

[tntrex]

Mine did sink on the boat named:

ss tony romo