Boat Accidents

[Electrician Mike]

I was afraid that if I sold them for a profit they would try to tax me on the income, so I traded all of mine for a pallet of Ramen Noodles. Now I will at least have some food at the bottom of the cliff.

 

[bigbang]

I took all my guns to the gun show this last weekend to sell them but somehow they got lost in the gun show loop hole. Im afraid if Obama closes the loop hole they will be gone forever. Fudruckers

 

[tomsoban]

Bigfoot thats all I have to say about that.

 

[okiebryan]

I took all my guns to the gun show this last weekend to sell them but somehow they got lost in the gun show loop hole. Im afraid if Obama closes the loop hole they will be gone forever. Fudruckers

Ok, I like this one the best.

 

[AKguy1985]

my "assault rifles" were lost on my boating accident too. bummer

 

[nofearfactor]

I will never part with my old Winchester Model 290 semi auto .22 rifle that my daddy bought me when I was 9. 15 rounds of .22lr is all I need. The rest of whatever guns I may have owned got traded off for guitar strings and whiskey.

 

[carlstretch]

Polar Bear fell on my guns,....

 

[powdernlead]

I lost mine in an unfortunate smelting accident involving a drunk russian circus bear and Bill Murray...

 

[CHenry]

My guns were all aboard the Titanic.

 

[Weatherby]

I saw the ammo shortage coming, so I traded all my guns for ammo.