I am getting a little tired of that old guy

[Glock 'em down]

I see you've met my husband.

It's a cop thing. I swear to God, a guy can give me a sho-nuff, bona-fide, legit sad story, and I'll swear to be damned, he's lying.

 

[xseler]

It's a cop thing. I swear to God, a guy can give me a sho-nuff, bona-fide, legit sad story, and I'll swear to be damned, he's lying.

It's also an affliction of those that have spent their entire working lives in the retail environment.

 

[HFS]

It's also an affliction of those that have spent their entire working lives in the retail environment.

There seems to be a common theme here...maybe it's dealing with the public all day.

 

[THAT Gurl]

It's a cop thing. I swear to God, a guy can give me a sho-nuff, bona-fide, legit sad story, and I'll swear to be damned, he's lying.

And yet I can tell someone the most outrageous thing they've ever heard (a tree fell on me ) and they by it hook, line and sinker, no questions asked. (Well ok maybe that's not exactly right -- maybe they ask a million questions, but you see my point. Nobody ever says "Oh really??" like "Yeah, right -- THAT'S a line of BS if I ever heard it!" )

But I can hardly stand to ride in the car with him. It's unreal ... If any "health professional" heard it they'd have no trouble signing the paperwork and keeping him WAY longer than 72 hours.

 

[Glock 'em down]

And yet I can tell someone the most outrageous thing they've ever heard (a tree fell on me ) and they by it hook, line and sinker, no questions asked. (Well ok maybe that's not exactly right -- maybe they ask a million questions, but you see my point. Nobody ever says "Oh really??" like "Yeah, right -- THAT'S a line of BS if I ever heard it!" )

But I can hardly stand to ride in the car with him. It's unreal ... If any "health professional" heard it they'd have no trouble signing the paperwork and keeping him WAY longer than 72 hours.

Yeah, I would be a welcome recipient at the nervous hospital.

 

[radarmonkey]

See, if y'all would be like me and embrace a daily glass or three of fermented grains, you could just blame that.

 

[Aries]

And yet I can tell someone the most outrageous thing they've ever heard (a tree fell on me ) and they by it hook, line and sinker, no questions asked. (Well ok maybe that's not exactly right -- maybe they ask a million questions, but you see my point. Nobody ever says "Oh really??" like "Yeah, right -- THAT'S a line of BS if I ever heard it!" )

But I can hardly stand to ride in the car with him. It's unreal ... If any "health professional" heard it they'd have no trouble signing the paperwork and keeping him WAY longer than 72 hours.

Tell someone there are 300 billion stars in our galaxy, and they will believe you without question.

But put up a sign that says, "Wet Paint" and they have to touch it to see for themselves.

 

[BillM]

I see you've met my husband.

I thought they were talking about me, and I don't think I've ever met anyone on this list IRL.

 

[John6185]

I thought it was the dog that was taking his shoes, keys and wanting to go for a ride.

 

[2busy]

It's a cop thing. I swear to God, a guy can give me a sho-nuff, bona-fide, legit sad story, and I'll swear to be damned, he's lying.

Some feel the same way about cops being liars, it's a two way road.