Me buck nekkid with my twig n' berries flopping in all it's glory. I figure me sprinting full blast towards the hostile threat with my arms open buck nekkid and yelling "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!" is all I would need to stop the threat completely...
Not necessarily! If he is a ex-con that has spent any time in prison...then he may have heard & seen that from his cell mate Bubba a few times. He might just naturally assume 'the position'.