Random Thoughts

[Two Gun Warrior]

Sometimes while I’m driving around from job to job I leave the radio off and just ponder on things, Like, why every time I run thru the tv channels for something to watch and hit play button it’s ALWAYS on a commercial ? I never get right into the show I’m clicking on.
Why when I get in line to pay for groceries, Etc…. And pick the shortest line the customer in front of me has issues with paying or arguing about a price on something ??
Why does my deodorant always run out on my first side and I have to open a new one to finish ?
Just some dumb stuff I think about ?

Thanks I thought I was have a bad day.

 

[AKguy1985]

Why can't I wear white after labor day?

 

[SoonerP226]

Reminds me of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"' from the old SNL days.

There are two of them I remember, and one was actually funny:
She got offended by my use of the word "vomit," but when I tasted her cooking, it was all I could think of.

 

[dennishoddy]

Why can't I wear white after labor day?

Felt cowboy hats only after that date.

 

[dennishoddy]

There are two of them I remember, and one was actually funny:
She got offended by my use of the word "vomit," but when I tasted her cooking, it was all I could think of.

I just can't so watch that. SNL WAS on of my favorite. Now, one of the do not watch.

 

[HillsideDesolate]

Why can't I wear white after labor day?

 

[TedKennedy]

Great movie. One of the greatest all-girl bands featured in it as well.

 

[HillsideDesolate]

Great movie. One of the greatest all-girl bands featured in it as well.

L7

 

[Glock 'em down]

One of my big complaints is stupid college kids that can't keep up with their chit. I mean, c'mon...seriously?

The average person has at least three things to keep up with...a wallet/purse, a cell phone and your basic set of keys.

You would be floored by the amount of times a student comes crying to us because this stuff gets lost. How hard is it to keep up with your chit!

The one that really sent me into orbit was this kid who lost his car keys. I asked him if he retraced his steps, he said he did. I asked him where his last stop was, he said the Coke machine.

Then suddenly, his eyes got big as saucers and he said, "I remember now! I think I set my keys on top of the machine while I put money in for a soda."

I asked him if his pants had pockets, he replied yes. I then said, why didn't you just drop your keys in your pocket while you put money in the Coke machine?

Then he gives me the look, that I've seen way too much from these kids over the years...

 

[Bocephus123]

One of my big complaints is stupid college kids that can't keep up with their chit. I mean, c'mon...seriously?

The average person has at least three things to keep up with...a wallet/purse, a cell phone and your basic set of keys.

You would be floored by the amount of times a student comes crying to us because this stuff gets lost. How hard is it to keep up with your chit!

The one that really sent me into orbit was this kid who lost his car keys. I asked him if he retraced his steps, he said he did. I asked him where his last stop was, he said the Coke machine.

Then suddenly, his eyes got big as saucers and he said, "I remember now! I think I set my keys on top of the machine while I put money in for a soda."

I asked him if his pants had pockets, he replied yes. I then said, why didn't you just drop your keys in your pocket while you put money in the Coke machine?

Then he gives me the look, that I've seen way too much from these kids over the years...

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