Freakin hilarious! I love messing with those buttheads.
A few years back when the IRS scammers were trying to scam money I got a call from a Indian dude that said his name was Chris Smith and was an IRS agent, He told me I owed 3,900.00 or so dollars and that if I didn’t pay I was going to jail ! I asked him if it was because of my Camel business ? He said, I believe so, I told him the camels were too young to sell for the meat and hide yet and I was having to pay to feed them and therefore not making any money, then I told him I would be selling them in a year or two when they matured and could get a lot of money for the hides and meat then I asked him if he liked camel toes and he told me no, I said, I heard they’re a delicacy, and some people like them with hair and some without and was he sure he didn’t like them? He kept trying to tell me I owed money and how to send it to him, and I kept asking him about camel toes until he finally figured it out and he very politely said, “ Sir, you can take your camels and their toes and shove them up your ass” I was in my Ins. office with two agents who are good friends, and we were all rolled in the floor laughing
The Camel business has been tough this year
I get the messages all the time that I owe back taxes, if I will call they have a deal that will erase all the back tax I owe.
Every time I travel a little bit, say 50 miles or so I will get them more often.
I suppose it is from my phone pinging different cell towers or something.
I think my phone has Covid.
Every time I travel a little bit, say 50 miles or so I will get them more often.
I suppose it is from my phone pinging different cell towers or something.
I think my phone has Covid.
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