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[grizzly97]

Sounds like a lot of work. The FGST is taking over a WalMart.

It was setting it all up, but it's just like a house now. Let me know when they're doin that. Sounds like it would be fun!

Sounds like you have a pretty good plan.


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Yes mam! My moma raised me good!

 

[BadgeBunny]

The old OSA...it's back.

Brings a damn tear to my eye. Excuse me.

This!!!!

Or you could just take up with a homeless guy. Not only would you be doing a good deed by giving him a home, but think about the benefits. Who is more outdoorsy than a homeless guy? Who will be more prepared to survive with nothing in an urban wasteland?

You're welcome.

Ewwww ... good point though!

All girlfriends are a liability and then they turn into huge a huge liability when you say "I do". (except for Amber of course)

That ain't right!!

Thanx for the vote of confidence Steve but I prefer apocalyptic troll to munchkin. I figured this would be locked by now. Amber is it you or are the guys slipping? Guess it's just not the same without BB, GG & OKC Tiff in the thread. BB. Where are you? Lol...
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Off getting my bunker ready ...

If the SHTF, I am getting a harem, and work my way through them looking for keepers.

****s? check
Nice butt? check
Willing to do what I ask? check
Outdoors type? crap, toss this one, start over with the next.

I anticipate it only taking 50 or 60 before I find 4 or 5 keepers.....

I'm in ... I have a Colt ...

Lol... yes I'm just a practice model now.

Ohhhh, can PD come with us Gill?? Pleeze ...

Witness relocation plan. I'm just not smart enough to keep in hiding. SEE AMBER...I have ammo for the apocalypse, you choose the bridge sweetheart and I will sucker someone into building our Bunker (just don't tell Badgebunny).

PM inbound Gill...

Oh ... so THAT'S how it is!!!!

Deal!

OMG ... I am so hurt ... my feelers are stinging now!

Just to throw it out there, I'm a pretty good SHTF option. I have access to a 1,500 sq.ft. bunker on 400 acres. It's stocked with about 300lbs of various seeds, 500 gallons of drinkable water, water well, own ventilation system, it's made of reinforced concrete (4 ft thick walls), it's underground, enough guns and ammo to make you s*** your pants when you see them, solar powered for electricity, heated with natural gas, plumging with two full bathrooms and a walk in freezer. There's two bedroom's as well. One of which is still available, if you don't mind sharing a queen size bed.

We need to "talk" ...

Biscuit is PD's dog.

No ... Biscuit is MY dog ... PD just "borrowed" him ...

Although I gotta admit I don't think I am must competition for a houseful of kids, a running trail and strawberry jelly and beer. That dog thinks he has died and gone to heaven!! (Thanks PD!!)

 

[The AmberLynn]

OMG ... I am so hurt ... my feelers are stinging now!

We weren't trying to hurt anyones feelers.

 

[BadgeBunny]

We weren't trying to hurt anyones feelers.

Ehhh ... my feelers were getting a little unruly anyway ... I was actually even feeling a little lovey dovey at the concert last night sitting in the dark with GC and all ... probably needed to be burned off at the ends ... Excuse me now while I go find a rock or something so I can heat up my MRE.

 

[grizzly97]

BadgeBunny, as long as you and GC bring some more guns and ammo and shoot some zombie's, come on in! Just remember the last part of what I said.

 

[BadgeBunny]

BadgeBunny, as long as you and GC bring some more guns and ammo and shoot some zombie's, come on in! Just remember what the last part of what I said.

Honey, if you had any idea how much stuff we have in the two spare bedrooms we have you would probably think you had died and gone to heaven.

If it is a gun/reloading/camping/hunting gadget, errrr ... I mean TOOL ... we have it.

ETA: LOL ... I am a lot of things but a "conformist to societal norms" is not one of them ... we can work something out I am sure!

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

FYI, Biscuit is my dog when I show up with beef jerky.

 

[grizzly97]

Honey, if you had any idea how much stuff we have in the two spare bedrooms we have you would probably think you had died and gone to heaven.

If it is a gun/reloading/camping/hunting gadget, errrr ... I mean TOOL ... we have it.

Sounds good! The location of said bunker is currently "need to know", but if ya'll load up that 4Runner of yours with all the "tools", then as Marvin Gaye says, "Let's get it on"

 

[BadgeBunny]

FYI, Biscuit is my dog when I show up with beef jerky.

Oh, pleez ... I'd be your dog if you showed up here for beef jerky too but when you ran out I would be licking GC's hand again!!

Besides I hear good ol' Biscuit is a bit of a lush ... He's his "momma's" dog ... All PD would have to do is pop a top and he would come runnin' LOL

 

[BadgeBunny]

Sounds good! The location of said bunker is currently "need to know", but if ya'll load up that 4Runner of yours with all the "tools", then as Marvin Gaye says, "Let's get it on"

OK ... do you know I am in love with Marvin Gaye or what that just a lucky guess??

And I am afraid we would have to bring the Suburban too if we loaded up EVERYTHING ... almost 10 years of marriage brings more than a little baggage!