I don't know what to say.

[SPDguns]

I am NOT ONE to pass along stuff from the web. A buddy sent me this, so read it before you judge me. Don't hate.

http://www.hrtwarming.com/the-most-craziest-fart-story-ever-this-is-priceless-2/#

 

[snipes]

I laffed

 

[Shooter77]

That's funny right there.

 

[sharkbait]

read it before you judge me. Don't hate.

Too late.

 

[nofearfactor]

Hahahahaa...

 

[SDarkRage]

I laughed so hard I woke my wife up, so she read it and is now laughing uncontrollably. That sounded like our 3rd date. Too much mexican food and beer for us. I traded that car in shortly thereafter.

 

[nofearfactor]

My wife wont fart around me she does like my mother and goes into the bathroom, then you walk into a cloud later. Ive heard the wife fart before but I have never heard my mother fart and dont remember ever hearing my gramma fart either.

 

[SDarkRage]

We try not to do that around each other out of common courtesy but sometimes you just can't help it.

 

[SPDguns]

read it before you judge me. Don't hate.

Too late.

Uhhh. Yeah. You to be talking. Remember when I followed you up the trail to Wheeler peak???????

 

[andrsnsm]

I still don't fart around my wife and we have been married for 24 years. When we were engaged I had one of those massive painful ones built up and had to do something about it. I decided the best thing to do would be to go outside for some fresh air so she wouldn't hear or smell it. Thinking I was alone and free to rip away I did ... just as she was sneaking up behind me to surprise me with a big hug. I lifted a cheek and tilted to the side a little and let it rip, that's when I heard her bust in in laughter.

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