Sorry to hijack the thread.At least he didn't use the address of a gay bar or something of the sorts. We used to have page wars at work that they always were paging me to strip clubs, I would retaliate with Angles or something similar.
A few decades ago, a co-worker's wife dropped him off at work because his car was in the shop and he was waiting (on pins and needles) for an estimate on the repairs.
He told everybody, "Come get me ASAP if they call!"
While he was down the street for lunch (no cell phones then), somebody (no it wasn't me) left him a note to please call the repair shop and there was a phone number.
He raced to the phone, dialed the number and then started cussing everybody in sight when he got a recording "You have reached the gay and lesbian hotline..."