My brother went to the Doctor for intermittent shortness of breath. Blood pressure fine, blood work etc check out okay aside from cholesterol. They gave him a prescription for Xanax. Said it could be stress related.
Really? Xanax?
I thought you get a Xanax scrip for just showing up for a physical now? Like how they gave you attendance awards in school. Lifestyle change? Fawk that, take this pill. "I'm looking at your chart and can see what your problem is. Yep, apparently you've gone your entire life without these pills."
I went to the urgent care after a car wreck to make sure I wuz not bleedin in muh insides and was told not to worry because "you'll get you some strong meds" by everyone there. And of course they gave me a scrip for whatever the goofenthol of the day was.
We gots problems, kids.