Things that confound me ...

[THAT Gurl]

I didn't even realize it was a real song 🤦‍♂️
I wuz triun to b a wizazz
I need more time on OSA to get better

Oh DANG! 🤣🤣🤣 Yep!! Hang around here and you'll become a pro in no time! 🤗😘

 

[Angler2312]

Oh DANG! 🤣🤣🤣 Yep!! Hang around here and you'll become a pro in no time! 🤗😘

 

[hipshot]

Grumpy is watching COPS. (Yes, trust me, I know ... 🙄🙄🙄)

Which led me to the thread title ... Help me guys ...

Why can you be too drunk to GET ON a plane but you can GET DRUNK on a plane?? 🤷🤷

I’m actually flying to Phoenix tomorrow, I’ll see if I can shed some light on the issue for you 😎🥃🥃🥃🥃

 

[CHenry]

I've been drunk before getting on a plane before. My first time to fly and I was nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Flight was delayed so we sat in the airport bar racking up a tab of whisky and cokes. Had 2 more whisky n cokes once on board. By the time we landed in Dallas (30 min) to catch a connecting flight to MX, I was SHEET faced lol.
I think my drinking bill was close to half of the cost of a 3 night all inclusive resort in MX.