If we want to have a real controversy that goes way beyond left vs right we should have a burger condiment poll. Ketchup? Mustard? Mayo? Thousand Island dressing? Hickory sauce? Some combination? And cheese.... cheddar (mild or sharp), American, Gouda, Swiss?
Just deciding the poll options would be controversial.
Head on over to Fat Guys if you like condiments..... lord knows how many types of ketchup, aiolis, and srirachas.