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TwoForFlinching

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Back in school, we were all over something georgio armani made, can't remember the name but we all called it panty-dropper...

The last decade or so, I've smelled like the sweet sulfuric smell of gun powder... Much to the distain of TSA
 

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I don't know what it is properly called, but I'm one that thinks perfume/calone smells nasty. I actually have an adversion to it.

I can't stand cologne or most perfumes. Cologne on a dude makes me think 'Jager, brah', 'creepy old rich guy who dates 18-year-olds' or 'creepy old poor guy who buys cologne out of the truck stop bathrooms, wears track suits, and is known by his first name by all day shift strippers'. I bathe frequently, launder my clothes, and wash my hair so I don't see a point. Pretty sure perfumes came into fashion in medieval Europe when people didn't bathe and poured their poop out the window onto the streets.

Most perfumes on a woman remind me of the old ladies at potluck dinners when I was a kid. Or my great aunt, whose perfume you can smell in your living room before she rings the front doorbell. I've never smelled a perfume and though "mmm, sexy!". I think Gertrude with the casserole and girdle. Luckily most girls my age usually smell like some kind of fruit now if they smell like anything. I can do fruit smells. Old ladies don't smell like fruit.
 

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In college my normal colognes were....Jim Beam, Keystone or Coors Light, and occasionly cheap vodka.....Funny I never remember putting any of it on I would wake up late for class and some how it had already been applied :D

Stuff gave me a real bad headache so tried to quit using the stuff so much

Never was one for cologne...Girlfriend got me some for xmas last year. I wear it sometimes when we go out since she likes it. I am indifferent
 

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